For three successive days after trout season opened in New York this year I waded a small upstate creek (pictured above) that's heavily stocked and heavily fished. I caught a total of maybe a dozen brown trout, the biggest of which were beautiful fish in the 14-inch range. I took them home to the frying pan, with gratitude, especially since on the first day I fished for six hours in nonstop rain at 40 degrees. (What can I tell you? If this was about logic or good sense, we'd all stay at home.)
If you have never seen a brown trout, it truly is an exquisite fish. It's tougher and likelier to go native than the other main stocked trout in the northeast, the rainbow, so browns are often wilier and stronger than stocker rainbows living in the same creek. You'll notice, though, that the rainbows evaded me this time with total success, which suggests something about their intelligence as well as mine. Anyway, in case you have never seen one, while you're wondering where in the hell this blog entry is going (I promise it's not where you think), take a look at this photo of a brown trout (that I did not catch):
This particular creek gets hammered by fisherpersons on and after Opening Day. I mean slammed. Guys who won't walk 30 feet from their cars crowd the banks plunking Power Bait (don't ask) into trout pools, using boulder-sized sinkers and line heavy enough to dredge up a Volkswagen -- for fish that, in this creek, rarely exceed two or three pounds. The good thing, though, about the slothful ways of this breed of trout-slayer is that if you're willing to walk a mere quarter-mile upstream, wade across the creek and navigate a little brush, you suddenly find yourself alone in the woods -- and grinning upstream at a mile or so of pretty riffles and pools populated with hungry and unmolested trout.
So I had a sweet time wading water largely alone, fell once and nearly took icy water into my waders, put a hole in them crawling on my hands and knees through brambles (which gave me a wet and cold right knee), got followed by a very defensive nesting goose who hissed at me for a good 20 yards as I waded and as he or she followed me along the bank (you do not want to mess with a two-foot-tall nesting goose), and I caught some trout.
And at one point on a rainy day while walking one of the more popular stretches of bank, I ran into a talkative, no-bullshit guy named Jimmy.
Jimmy and I made the usual "did-you-catch-any" small talk, which evolved into more general fishing talk (he told me, for instance, that the state is now stocking the Genesee River with sturgeon, a once-native fish of primordial lineage that can reach 100 pounds. Now THAT will add a wrinkle to any given morning's fishing.) Then Jimmy groused about how little money the state is putting into its overall fish stocking program while the nation, in his words, pours billions into "that war that's killing our boys." I agreed with him, and then we got onto money in politics, which is when Jimmy launched, without warning, into his riff on Barack Obama.
Jimmy, who looks to be about 40, said Obama is the first politician he has gotten excited about in years. He said Obama is the only candidate now in the race who has a conscience and actually cares about ordinary people. He said he thinks Hillary Clinton is a fake; she sucks up to too many causes and he doesn't trust her. He makes it a point to watch every one of Obama's speeches, and he said that Obama's message and his presence are so powerful that they "give me chills." He talked about Obama the way I remember people talking about JFK and King and Bobby.
I'm not saying Obama deserves all of this. I'm just reporting to you what Jimmy said to me.
Jimmy -- he's a white guy, by the way, who you'd make to be maybe a security guard or a plant worker or a technician although we didn't talk about work -- never said a single word about Reverend Jeremiah Wright, or the disgraceful company Obama supposedly keeps, or any need for Obama to be ashamed of his former pals and to denounce their statements.
I have written before that I think a lot of Obama's success -- or, better put, his lack of vulnerability on standard "black" grounds -- has to do with his nimbly leapfrogging white mainstream and media anxiety about the political "bad nigger:" you know, the black ex-slave with an attitude. Deep in official Washington, and I suspect in the fearful center-right of much of the Democratic leadership, is a suspicion that a passionately popular black candidate has got to be hiding some bad nigger in him somewhere, and that when it finally emerges it will scare the hair off of white America, like a fast-moving black kid who suddenly jumps onto their elevator. I'm not much enamored of Obama's actual politics -- he's soft on banks, private-sector-protective on health care, and more protest than policy on Iraq -- but I believe there is a body of official wisdom poised to nail the ostensible "bad nigger" in Obama. Reverend Jeremiah Wright is now that designated bad Obama nigger: angry, preachy, unrepentantly accusatory, and, by the way, absolutely correct on the subject of America's moral and political hypocrisies. Wright's ceaselessly-soundbited "God damn America" quote, for instance, if you read or listen to the sermon from whence it comes, is in fact part of an extended reference to the failure of a long line of world empires to live up to the demands of a just God. It is clearly not a call for Locusts and Inferno to visit upon Washington. But the "bad nigger" script calls for a vengeful escaped slave behind the spectacularly appealing Obama persona. And if Obama himself cannot be successfully tagged with the feared role, then the search turns to his associates.
Such is life within the long-lived official white narrative of staying ever on the lookout for the Scary Black Male. If Clinton has her way and hijacks the nomination by jumping as she has on any and all convenient opportunities to impugn Obama, she will likely succeed in handing the presidency to John McCain.
All I can tell you is that one guy named Jimmy, standing in the rain trying to catch just one lousy trout, isn't buying the story. Right now, the guy he is most scared of and mad at is not black; he is white, rich, and in the White House.
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